Last night, after struggling to get to sleep, I was woken by earth-shattering DOG BARKS. At first I was sure that I was dreaming, because nobody in their right mind would allow a dog to bark at 3 in the morning. Hah. Yeah right.
This continued for fifteen minutes straight until I got up, closed my window and lay back down. Then, for some strange reason, the barking got louder and louder and louder, until my entire body was consumed by the most annoying RRRRRRRRRRRRUFFFFFFF! RUUUUUUUUUUFFF! RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWR! It was part dinosaur, part dog, I promise. Then it stopped abruptly. I heard someone say "Good Lord, will someone just shoot that damn dog!" The goings on of my neighbourhood astound me.
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