Sunday, October 08, 2006

My Ears Deceive Me

I heard the greatest thing in the world today. Actually, make that two things.
1. I was checking out e-cards to send to friends, and one Hallowe'en card began to play The Shaggs' "It's Hallowe'en". Now, if you haven't heard that song, you are missing out. I don't want to tell you what it sounds like, but picture three drunk girls with speech impediments singing with a Japanese accent while haphazardly strumming/beating their instruments. I love it.
2. As I was walking through the mall, I heard a cashier say to a customer, "You be careful now. Some new scientific study says that turkey makes you sleepy. At least, that's what Montel said."
I am not lying. I promise you I heard it.
I love people.

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