Today marks the last class of Linguistics with our fabulous professor, Ida. So, in honour of this abnormally insane, certifiable, Finnish-speaking Swede...I shall quote her in all her glory.
"I think you're crazy. What do you think?"(to a random classmate)
"I'm pretty sure that you are a vampire." (to a Transylvanian classmate)
"And you know this how? Oh, because you counted? Well, kill counting, this is not a frigging math class." (after asking which form of a verb is most common...the one that appears in two languages, or the one that appears in one...)
"Wait a second...how do you kill a vampire if you're all out of silver bullets?"
"A question can't be stupid. However, a mean person...that's stupid."(there are no stupid questions)
"Question. What's the past tense of sh**?"(because we all are just dying to know)
"Ha! That answer is wrong! Now who's smart, huh?" (after encouraging the class to volunteer their answers)
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