So, I walked into the bathroom that I share with Thomas, and instantly noticed something was wrong. I was ankle-deep in water. Taking off my slippers [the poor ducks have been desecrated], I grabbed towels and dumped them on the floor, hoping to soak up the water. I then realized that the toilet has not just overflowed, but was making odd chugging noises, and continuing to spew ice-cold water. Looking around the bathroom, I couldn't seem to find a plunger (not that I would have wanted to....I wasn't the one who clogged the toilet, I just got home!). I grabbed the closest thing, one of those bristly toilet brushes. Wrapping my hand in a facecloth to protect me from the germs, I shoved the bristly brush into the toilet...where it promptly got stuck in the pipe-hole thinger. Since the handle was so short, my hand was now submerged in gross toilet water. And I couldn't, for the life of me, get the stupid brush out. I started wiggling it, hoping that the bristles would move. Then things started coming out of the pipe. FLOATERS.....remnants of what I'm sure was somebody's supper.
I gagged, numerous times, wrapped a new facecloth around my hand, and wrenched the sucker out of the toilet. A few more gurgles, and the water-line receded. I think it's cured...
There isn't a soap strong enough to make me feel clean....
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