Knock Knock

Haven't updated in a while....not because I'm terribly busy, just because I haven't. Job's great, home's great, s'all good.
Mama and I went downtown the other day, and I found an awesome Jessica McClintock dress for $45....not quite vintage, just old. Old enough to not be in the catalogues anymore, anyhow. I'd post pictures, but I think I'll wait until after prom so you can see it in all it's dressy glory.
Can't think of any funny stories, probably because other things are occupying my mind (unfortunate for all looking for some humor). I'll tell you a joke, though!
A man was drowning in the sea, so he prayed "God, please save me!" Five minutes later, a boat went by. "Do you need help?" asked the captain. "No," answered the man. He continued to flounder in the water. "Please, God, save me!" he yelled. Another boat went by. "Can we help you?" asked the captain. "No, God will save me," said the man. Then he drowned.
When he got to heaven, he asked God "Why didn't you save me?"
To which God answered, "I sent you two boats, dummy."

Another one? Okay.
Knock knock.
(Who's there?)
Nobody.
(Nobody who?)
...... /silence/.....